Protesters in Ferguson, Missouri, adopted the ‘hands up, don’t shoot’ gesture after claims Mike Brown had his arms in the air when he was shot by police officer Darren Wilson.
The gesture has spread all the way to Hong Kong, where protesters are experiencing a violent police crackdown on the ‘pro-democracy’ demonstrations.
So I’ve downloaded some of those GOD awful Apps the gays are always raving about. Let’s see what ridiculousness I will find there. It’s been about twenty minutes and I’m already cringing. My profile clearly says “No Hook Ups” and I’ve been propositioned twice! “No you cannot come over!”
It takes literally 5 seconds to read the 2 lines of text they allow on these things, and it seems no one has got time to read it. Yes I’m a bottom - it says it clearly right there! Ugh. Who are these people!? And why are 16 guys from halfway around the world telling me how sexy I am. What the hell am I supposed to do with that? Nonsense! How are we supposed to have silly little dinner dates, and cuddle until after midnight, if you live in Subang Jaya, Selangor. [Actual Location]
Someone told me that I could find a husband on these things. In fact one of my friends just got married to a guy he met on one. They say it’s possible. They say Miracles Happen Everyday! They say some of us our Unicorns searching for other Unicorns! They say that not all gay guys are just looking for random sex.
I’ll try to keep my hopes up, but I see myself lasting maybe a week at best. I’ve go so little tolerance these days for anything that is not leading to the profound; yet so few things lead to the profound.
Who the fuck looks for the profound on a phone App!?
I’m such a weirdo!
Last night I actually had an Anti-Sex Dream! So… I was hanging out with the star of The CW’s The Flash: Grant Gustin, who is Adorable. So we are playing video games… and he’s next to me… and it turns out my boyfriend (some unknown entity) is cheating on me with him. I know this because my boyfriend and he are friends, but not close friends… and I feel weird when they are together, so I ask: “Do you sleep with him.” and he says: “Yes.” And I’m not shocked. A little hurt, but whatever. I can do better. In fact I could sleep with the guy he’s sleeping with if I want. I know that because Grant is just here… available - Playing video games with me, and asking me if I want to go swim. But I don’t have a swim suit, so we’d have to swim naked, and we both know where that would lead. But I say, “No.” Because I’m not that kind of guy. And who wants to have sex with a guy who would cheat with another guy’s man…
So we continue to play video games in an awkward silence…
Even in my dreams I’m an uber-moral prude.
Bisexual Men Love me. I’ve decided its because of my feminine charm, or my Rubenesque thighs. If there is a bisexual man within a 15 foot radius, I bet you we are giving each other googly eyes. I obviously must have a thing for bisexual men too. I’m not sure that makes me happy. #MyGirlFriendLivesUpTheStreet #IAlsoLikeVagina #WhatAmIsupposedToDoWithThat #NoOffence